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• You know you are a pervert when a friend says, "I had the best facial…" and aestheticians/day spas are not your first thoughts. #justsayin #
• Devil shoes have caused blisters all over one foot. Damn you, pretty pink two strap Birkenstocks. Never again will I select comfort first! #
• Apparently, when it comes to cock, I am picky. I want a nice thick one. I do not want thin at the tip and thick at the base. #

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• Insomnia! That is all! #
• Driving accident caused when the skin was pinched buckling my seatbelt. Don't ask how I managed it. http://yfrog.com/momzwej #
• Today a client learned that one smack on the ass does not a spanking make. Using the same logic, multiple smacks is not torture. Pussy! #
• At the Chinese restaurant. I always have the same thing because it is epic win. What is epic fail? That would be the heat. #
• Ending the day braless and pantyless is a very good thing. That is all. #
• Note to self: No matter how good stilettos make your legs look, at the end of the day your feet will be hobbled by them. FACT. #
• Seriously, bored silly. #

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• Am settling in to watch "The Young Victoria" whilst awaiting the ringing phone. Excited by the former and not the latter. #
• Using young women as fuck toys is always fun but sadly, not as satisfying as I had hoped. Sometimes a woman just wants cock. #
• Love the line in a political ad, "…There is nothing Republican about profiting from porn…" #
• Best reason to have a 3GS phone? To surf porn whilst in the doctor's waiting room. Thanks for the long wait, Dr. R. #

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• Since visiting my parents I have become remarkably spoiled and lazy at the same time. I have been naughty and not followed through…. #
• Things I learned yesterday: I misplaced my iPod USB cable which is horrible and the headphones port no longer works on my MacBook. #
• Most interesting item found unashamedly at the bottom of my mammoth purse whilst looking for car keys: wooden clothes pins, quantity 4. #

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• I turned off my twitter client and forgot about it. I suppose that makes me a bad bad girl. Also, forgot to do a bunch of other things AGAIN #

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• I think I have seen it all: a roller blading Granny at the drive through window of Starbucks. Only in Florida! #
• Trying to find a doctor that is not the ER on the weekend is like buying a winning lotto ticket: the odds are against you. #
• It is ridiculously hot out. And humid? Did I mention the humidity?? LA looks better and better all the time. #
• Internet is down again. Four repair crews in three days. I think this is how they say, "Go back to LA, Mollie!" in Florida. #
• Today is very much a Monday. It can end now. That is all. #
• Marathon call with client this am. He was at his most charming telling me I have an emasculating giggle and laugh. #

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• Saturdays mean lounging in bed having copious orgasms and then a Chinese food feast. #
• It is rather like a love affair, this twitter thing. One small annoyance and you unfollow. This is digital age version of being dumped. #
• Perfect way to nullify an awesome workout: a venti non-fat, light whip black & white mocha from Starbucks. #
• Sex and fetish aren't always sexy, pretty and smelling of flowers.

  Sometimes it is downright nasty. #

• My sneakers are a foot fetishist's dream. They are warm, sweaty and stink. Going to the running store to buy new sneakers. #
• Is that it? Seriously!?? #5wordsbeforesex #
• I think someone is: (a) no longer my fan (b) too busy for twitter and/or (c) no longer interested in my shenanigans.

  I hate not knowing. #

• James Frain was fantastic in "The Tudors. If possible, I adore him and his work even more in "True Blood." #

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• Even though dinner with my parents was awesome; it remains a disappointment. Why? No hominy. #
• I could watch "Angels & Demons" all day. Not because it's an excellent movie (it isn't); I love the idea of corrupting the Carmelengo. #
• Aviator sunglasses only serve to make things sexier. Improbably, me, too! That is all. #
• Yesterday the weatherman said the high was 92 degrees. My overpriced car tells me that it was 100+. I believe the car's gizmos more. #
• In this heat wave, allow me to quote Azrael from Dogma, "No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater…than central air. " #
• Tonight, trying my hand at playing with a novice female submissive. I am rather excited by this opportunity. #
• Stormy weather approaching. http://yfrog.com/5nr04tj #
• Now purchasing lunch. Had to take my hair out of ponytail due to headache pain. My head is a better barometer than the weather man. #
• At the bank, making a withdrawal. It is going to rain, no wonder I am feeling ultra cruel. Will have to rake it out on someone tonight. #
• Good morning cruel world. Oh, wait, I am the cruel one. The world is only cruel as I have not had the requisite caffeine. #

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• I'm having fun with #formspringme Create an account and follow me at http://formspring.me/aurotica #
• Debating the extension of my brand to short erotic stories fit for ipod/ipad download. What do you think of this ladies and gents? #
• Watching "Twilight" I know; I automatically lose all my cool points for admitting this. #
• …wondering where everyone has gone off too. Is it possible to miss those you might not know all that well? Or were just getting to now? #
• Bored of my own company. #
• Back home, according to the assistant, I have been summoned for jury duty. U an not amused. #
• I arrive n Florida expecting a sunny, sauna and am instead treated to a holiday weekend filled with storms. Th humidity is still insane. #
• Just because you were dropped or dumped, that doesn't give you the right to be a complete cunt or stalker to someone. #justsayin #
• Sleepiness is not an excuse or cop out for work mediocrity. #justsaying #
• Called client "Billy" instead of correct name. Saved by inventing homo-erotic scene with another man called Billy. Phonesex is nervewracking #
• Light at the end of the storm tunnel. http://yfrog.com/088blij #

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• It somehow seems wrong to be watching "Star Trek: Next Generation" on BBC America. I'd rather have "Father Ted" or "Coupling" ad nauseum. #
• In a sign of the impending apocalyse, my mother has learned to text message and now texts me. I wonder how this will turn out like email did #
• Salad filled with bright greens and reds and drizzled with dressing looks nearly too inviting to eat. Note, I said, nearly! #
• Dinner will be one very large salad. I'm looking forward to it. #
• Up much too early for a Monday or any day honestly. There is only SO much masturbation a woman can handle. #
• With only a few hours until the series end of "The Tudors" I am finally catching up with last week's episode. Thank god for On Demand. #

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